Jan
3rd
Sat
3rd
I don’t like it when people with colds keep trying to lick me.
Time-out
Aug
2nd
Sat
2nd
Jul
10th
Thu
10th
Sometimes there just isn’t any food in the house. At times like these, one must get a little creative.
Jul
8th
Tue
8th
The god of war rode out one day
Upon a pure white filly
“I’m Thor!” he cried
His horse replied
“You forgot your thaddle, thilly”.
Upon a pure white filly
“I’m Thor!” he cried
His horse replied
“You forgot your thaddle, thilly”.
Jul
6th
Sun
6th
No one paid any attention to how things looked, and as they moved faster and faster everything grew uglier and dirtier, and as everything grew uglier and dirtier they moved faster and faster, and at last a very strange thing began to happen. Because nobody cared, the city slowly began to disappear. Day by day the buildings grew fainter and fainter, and the streets faded away, until at last it was entirely invisible. There was nothing to see at all.
—
From The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
(via http://noisetank.com/hugeasscity/2008/07/05/the-city-called-reality/)
Jul
1st
Tue
1st
Jun
24th
Tue
24th
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating …and you finish off as an orgasm.
Our faces will be the last you ever see.
Gracious in defeat
